{"product_id":"bathroom-rules-vintage-canvas-art","title":"Bathroom Rules Funny Vintage Typography Canvas Art w4062","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Rules Are Posted. There Are No Excuses.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn bold, unapologetic type on a worn grey-white plaster background, the rules of this bathroom have been made perfectly clear: \u003cem\u003eDon’t Miss. Wipe Good. Flush It. Wash Up. Git Gone.\u003c\/em\u003e Rendered in a mix of flowing script and heavy slab-serif lettering with the distressed texture of a vintage roadside sign, this piece is funny, direct, and exactly the kind of art that makes a bathroom feel like it has a personality. Which it now does. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e✦ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstantly Relatable Bathroom Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e — Five rules, zero ambiguity — the kind of sign that makes every guest laugh and every household member comply\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVintage Distressed Typography Style\u003c\/strong\u003e — Script headline with bold slab-serif body text on a worn plaster texture — rustic, characterful, and perfectly at home in any American bathroom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Black \u0026amp; White Palette\u003c\/strong\u003e — Deep black on soft grey-white — a timeless, versatile combination that works in any bathroom style from farmhouse to modern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Canvas Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e — Printed on gallery-grade canvas with fade-resistant inks built to last for years\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Finish Options\u003c\/strong\u003e — Framed Canvas (classic black wood frame, ready to hang) or Stretched Canvas (gallery-wrapped, frameless)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e9 Size Options\u003c\/strong\u003e — From 8\"x12\" to 34\"x51\", the perfect vertical statement piece for any bathroom wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to Hang\u003c\/strong\u003e — Arrives fully assembled with all hanging hardware included; no tools needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e✦ Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBathrooms \u0026amp; powder rooms\u003c\/strong\u003e — the only room in the house where this level of directness is not only acceptable but deeply appreciated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGuest bathrooms \u0026amp; half baths\u003c\/strong\u003e — a guaranteed conversation piece that sets the tone before anyone even turns on the faucet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFarmhouse, rustic \u0026amp; transitional American interiors\u003c\/strong\u003e — black and white distressed typography pairs beautifully with shiplap, subway tile, and vintage fixtures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who has ever had to post the rules\u003c\/strong\u003e — art that says what everyone is thinking but was too polite to say out loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGifts\u003c\/strong\u003e — housewarming, birthdays, or any occasion that calls for something genuinely funny and immediately useful\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003e✦ Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium stretched canvas; solid wood frame (Framed option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSurface:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matte, glare-free finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrientation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vertical\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage Typography \/ Rustic Humor \/ Farmhouse Sign Art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep black, soft grey-white, distressed plaster texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe rules are simple. 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